Funny - Prema's WORDS !!!

            158TH BLOG -->>

        Oh Kay !!! After thinking so much, mind said You have the topic.Go for 158th..No comments on yesterday's blog,This is how readers show you that you can even disappoint them and the writer comes to know that he has climbed the first step of irresponsibility. I don't want to be special.I just want to be loved.When my classmates started loving me as a friend, as an entertainer, as a classmate I was very happy till then.But suddenly when I felt like they are unbosoming me as someone special,I started to feel shy.I don't want my friends to expect from me.What I can give, What I can perform, I'll surely will but if you will confine me or stretch me according to your necessity, I'll fall down.I don't have the capability to stand robustly on your claims and orders.I do have the capability to do what is unexpected by you all but I can't do what you all expect from me.Today was the 3rd presentation in our class and again no one fragiled the record of Vandana's 10 / 10. There are many people who mark their footsteps at 9 / 10 but no one has still reached the Vandana's result.Now next Thursday, I'll be giving the first presentation of the day and friends have already started predicting that I'll be the one scoring 10 / 10. I'll definitely try for it.Everyone Does.But success doesn't reaches till everyone.It only meddle in the smoothness of a hard-working person.Luck matters...Vandana voiced well but her slides wasn't 10 / 10 but her voice, confidence level, topic-savviness overcomed her slides and she got the best result. 

               I have started making slides but the confusion has made the process of slide-making erratical.I'm embroiled because of so many features MS-Powerpoint is providing me with.I just keep on swapping and changing my themes of slides incessantly without thinking that I should believe myself and with that troth on myself I should start adding elements to my slides to make it beautiful and bizarre. Friends are expecting 10 / 10. I'm just thinking that if I'll be 9, everyone will look me as a boy came in saaree and danced on the road for money and he got nothing even after many item numbers by him.Today Prema had her presentation and I think the girl had her bad luck today.Right from the morning she was in trouble and woe..I asked her what was your experience regarding your today's presentation and she said-
               

             " Right from yesterday's eve, I was mugging up and understanding every topic so I can give my best and overcome the results of some fatty stuff in my class.I made my slide once, a week ago,my brethren formatted the drive and I lost the whole slide.I made it again.Then today in the morning I came up with two sources of my presentation. 1. CD-ROM, 2. PENDRIVE. I gave it to Veeru and as soon as he connected the pendrive and clicked on my ppt file-the malaise computer said that my format isn't understood by him.I then watched Abhilash with the worst expression I could make.He was smiling with a sad expression.I didn't understood he was happy or sad.Only 10 minutes were remaining for the presentation to begin and the worst was happening to me.I'm so sweet , so calm then why do all this happening to me? What have I done so wrong? All these questions started eating my brain. Then, Abhilash said lets go to cyber or lab for converting your 2007 ppt version into 2003 version which is compatible on our college's outdated computer.We ran.Unfortunately, as I was unlucky today, Cyber walla went to his sister's marriage and cyber wasn't open at all. Cyber waala ,just remember now I have stopped loving you as a businessman. Get lost.Go to hell and I'll wave my hand to you from heaven.Again I ran with Veeru..please understand haan..Abhilash and Veeru both are the same boy.We ran towards lab.There we requested Gokhila mam-the same mam because of whom I was unable to converse with my ex-bf and that was the only moment I tried to revamp with him..That day she was my bad luck but today she turned out to be Good luck.She allowed us in her lab.We went and converted it.Wow.We were so happy..But still we didn't had an idea...Oh sorry !!! I forgot one thing to tell..Before moving out of the class..We got a good news that my presentation will be at 11.30 and not in the next ten minutes which gave us this time to prepare my slide.

               Then we went back in the class..Snehal madam thrashed Abhilash for his beard as soon as he entered classroom..Now Abhilash was helpful to me not to her..Why should she speak positive for him..He broke the college law and he should be ruffled for that..Then madam left the classroom before 5 minutes..Abhilash again inserted my pen-drive which now had 2003 version of ppt..As soon as he clicked on my ppt file, the computer screen started showing some woes..I felt like crying again as I did in the morning when I wasn't allowed by that fatty to handle the computer and check my slide when Arun said that I'll break everything ..Before I do that Abhilash please Moti ko samjha de ki ijjat me Prema ko karne de..Abhilash doesn't have guts to have a face-off with that Moti and thus he was quiet like a newly wed bride on her first night..He was useless this time..Arun helped at this moment..But the tears rolled down..With the 2003 version, we even brought viruses in the pen-drive..Now from 40 slides only 1 slide was present in my ppt file-that was the slide which had my name on it..My name value is of 0 marks.I'll get nothing to show my name on ppt..because my name PREMA isn't so dashing that it can penetrate to the way of scoring marks..

               Then again we ran..and now we met our mam at the ladders..She told us to go in the staff-room and convert it from her PC..There we met our English mam..SHe formatted the pendrive..and our work was unsuccessful there too...Abhilash was doing nothing except glaring the fair complexion of the madam..This boy weakness is the girl's fair colour and their smile..Now I pinched him-What's next? I was in tense mood as the presentation started in the class and I was still struggling with Abhilash for making my ppt compatible on the outdated PC of my college..Then we started searching some super-seniors with their expensive Laptops so that they can help us..Finally we met one..He was smarter or not..I dont know that because this was the first time when I didn't concentrated on the boy's physical appearance..I just wanted my work to be done..Finally , he did our work..and Abhilash and me came running in the classroom with the stupid smile on our face..But struggle wasn't over still.As soon as My name was announced for the presentation..I came on the floor to give my final performance now..Abhilash inserted the pen drive..clicked the ppt file and it said - It is unable to open this file. Now - I wanted to cry..I wanted to go bald..I wanted to stand upside down..and most of all these,  I wanted to kill Abhilash..What was he doing with me from the morning..But then Madam gave an idea and Abhilash did the same and the slide started..Oh now..I didn't wanted to kill Abhilash..Abhilash, you are so sweet...Thanks for helping me..But the boy didn't wanted my words I think ..He wanted his name in the ACKNOWLEDGMENT SECTION..No chance my dear friend..No chance..

              Then I started presenting with the shivering organs of my body..I didn't looked Veeru's face even once while presenting because I would have cried or laughed..and both were sabotaging for my internal marks.I once saw him finally just because he didn't changed the slide and What I saw was Azeeb..He was sleeping with his eyes open..This was the first time I came to know about his this talent..I ended the presentation finally and then madam started with the negative points incessantly as she was naming every sponsors in my grand marriage ceremony.Madam..I hated you today..Then finally I scored 9 / 10..Madam I love you now.. I'm so perfect naa..I'm good at everything..But How can I forget the little help Abhilash did for me..What can I do for him?..I don't have a blog like him to thank him publicly in the divulge manner..H mm..Lets offer him a chocolate..Sorry, 2 chocolates..If he will accept both..I'll kill him for accepting second chocolate as I have already planned with Vandana that as soon as he will return the 2nd one , we will eat it as soon as we can..So this was my whole scenario of presenting my topic today...The unique one..The most unlucky day of my life.Hope nothing happens of this type at the final ceremony of my marriage at the mandap..otherwise my groom will get up and throw his shoes on my face with the gobar stuck on his shoes..Thanks for hearing me for so long.."

            Finally , I, Abhilash Ruhela is back..Prema gave me chocolates..I accepted one...and thank god that I rejected the second one otherwise she would have murdered me..Right, Prema? But I felt very bad to accept the chocolate..A girl struggled so much for 2 hours..I helped her..Because she is a good friend..I didn't wanted anything back..but she thought of paying me for my little support in her presentation..I really felt ashamed when I ate the chocolate..Prema , Sorry that I accepted the chocolate..My intention was just to help you..I didn't wanted anything back..I accepted it..just pardon me..Actually , I said you NO but I didn't said it again and again because there was a fear that you'll feel bad..But chalo moving out of these..Finally our effort was fruitful..You deserved 10...I even shouted but madam didn't agreed..Everything isn't in my lucky hands naa?hmm? haha...Atlast you got a new experience today ...A good struggle..Your experience gave me my 158th blog...And so It gave me a smiling face after I read your words above..COngrats for scoring atleast equivalent to your fatty stuff..Hmm...

             Thanks for reading this....

ABHILASH RUHELA - VEERU