24 October 2009 at October 24, 2009 | By: Writing Buddha

Funny- First Experience Of Loo In College !!!

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        In the morning, I noticed that Im again sick..Im suffering again with Cold Cough Throat Pain..Spinal cord's Pain...And got worried about my health..Actually I'm not irresponsible and neither I'm compromising with my health..but the sickness penetrates into my body..and make me weak..My biggest weakness which I have noticed in my life which interrupts me while Im on the path of success is my nexus with Sickness and Illness..How many times I pray God not to confine my life in this sickness itself as I have already suffered many losses in the two years when I was enjoying my friendship with sickness..The worst two years of my life..which still make tears roll of my eyes...I'm not spurious that Im sick, Its a truth that Im sick again so soon..Even I can't help this...This is something which is not leaving me since I was a little kid..When everyone used to play Holi, I used to be sitting in the house and watching them from that window from where I can catch the whole view because I used to be Ill contemporarily..

          Apologizes to Rohan..The one who recently ccommented on my blog..with the anonymous Identity and I went rude because I thought it was somebody else..Im not saying that I can vie the anonymous commenters but I'm saying that I hate the one who dont want to disclose their identity...Rohan is not from them..He did it mistakenly..and I went rude..So , SORRY my dear friend...if you felt bad about the reply I hurled on to your comment..Please forgive me...I respect you and your view...

         Even after cold and cough sabotaged my body...I went to the college because I love to be regular..Bunking is a natural calamity in colleges which happens without our approval..Hahaha...but I try to regular so I attended the 4 hours practical..and after that we were to be left but there was a declaration that Sir will be taking more 3 hours for us..There will be a lecture...and unexpectedly, us hi samay mujhe loose motion start ho gaya..Mujhe beech me ye ehsaas hua ki Veeru Bhaiiya...bahut bura pressure aa raha hai neechey aur bilkul control hone waala hai nahi..aur agar ye bhadak gaya toh seedhey cheete ke roop me ye bahaar aayega naaa ki solid ke roop me ki ek ek part kar ke geerega...phoos kar ke awaaz aayegi..You will Feel as you are going to phart...lekin wo paad nahi hogi wo andar ka maaal hoga jo ek saath kayi boondo ke roop mein aakey tumhe behaal kar jaayega..Meri haalat ho rahi thi khraab...ghar jaaa nahi sakta tha is condition me kyuki local train itna hillti hai ki wo bhi besabra ho ke turant exit le leta aur mere underwear pe apne zakhmi nishaan chchod jaata..Itna samaz gaya ki ab kahiin na kahiin baith ke apne pett ko shaant karna hi padega..Ab gaya washroom mein..Wahaan saaabun ddhoondhna chaalu kiya..nahi mila..fir socha chalo khareedta hu...aur kismat itni khoti nikli ki college ke aas-paas ki saari dukaanein bund thi aur jo ek khuli thi hamarey classmates aur seniors wahaan hi khadey they to jaise hi main saabun maangta wo samaz jaatey ki aaj ye kuch naya karne jaa rha hai..aur Mr.Fresher banne ke baad ye cheez personality ko sobha nahi de rahi thi..firr andarr gaya...Yusuf ke saath discuss kiya ki kya karna hai..usne kahaa Mitti se haath dho lena abhi jaao hagg ke aao...par agar main iss tarah haath dho ke bahaar nikalta toh mujhe khud se nafrat ho jaati..toh maine chaan-been shuru kiye toilet mein..aur kismat se mujhe wash basin ke neechey ek pudiya mili jismein Surf Excel tha...bhagwaan ka shukriya kar ke ek sandaas grah mein ghus gaya..aur jaise hi saara maal bhadd bhadd kar ke bahaar aa gaya...aur maine apna private part dho liya..fir jaise hi darwaja kholne ko tha tabhi awaaz sunaai di mere class ke boys ki aur seniors ki jo mujhe atchi tarah se jaantey they...Badnaaami ki bhay ke saath main andar hi khada raha intzaar mein ki ye log jaaye..jaise hi kuch 10 minute baad sub shant huaa..Hum bahar niklein...haatho mein surf excel atchi tarah ragad ke sudhdhta ka saath nibhaaya..aur bahaar aaye jaise ki kuch ho hi nahi raha tha hamein kuch palon pehle...ab hum taiyyaar they kitna bhi lamba lecture attend karne k liye aur kisi bhi local train mein cadhne k liye....Hey bhagwaan fir kabhi is tarah college mein mujhe ye durgati mat dikhaaana...Ye life me pehli baar tha ki maine apne school ya college mein hagaa hai....Im sad..I broke this record...

        Thanx for reading....Uff.....Dont laugh....It was a serious issue...Hahaha...

ABHILASH RUHELA- VEERU

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W!LSH!RE said...

Putting this up on the internet isn't actually helping your personality. And you did go into minute details. (Yuck!) And boy oh boy, do you have the guts to put it up here or what! So i guess you spent most of the time in trouble today. Too bad. But you handled the situation very well, I must say. Good thing you got Surf Excel. Hey my mom uses it to wash clothes! But you washed your *you know what* with that. Good thing. Coz, "Daag jayega, rang nahi."
I'm sorry for over-shadowing your blog yesterday. It even took me a lot of time to type such a huge comment. But whatever I wrote, I wrote from my heart. And thanks for your wishes brother. I hope my computer business catches up.
My comment today is short and sweet. But it is Direct Dil Se!

24 October 2009 at 02:40
Abhilash Ruhela said...

Wilshire, U r right dat i went up into minute details..actually bro, this is something wich every person knows about...and wen sumbody speaks it publicly, people enjoys...like Raju shrivastave does the same...He speaks the personal thing in public..which makes evry laugh..even i was trying to do the same but after reading ur comment I felt like I lossed...now waiting for sum1s else comment also so dat Ill cum to know wat majority thought about this blog..I know dis is a cheap thing to write but its the thing wich happens with every1...and coz it was my 1st experience so I felt like sharing it wid u...

And yes..Im with you in ur business...try selling softwares too....after a huge comment this short comment was really unbelievable..hahaha...but yaa..u wrote from Dil se...thanx for commenting....this is the first time u have marked by blog post negatively..I hope dat I'll not dissappoint u again...

Your bro,
Abhilash Veeru...

24 October 2009 at 11:51
Rohan Arora said...

Hey man........you could write on something better. No need to give Online Commentary of your life theriugh the blog.....Instead post the incidents from which you have learnt something. Blogging I would say is best when you introspect what all you have done throughout the day and derieve conclusions.Abhi ye mat bolna conclusion is post se yeh tha ki "Must carry Paper Soap daily".

I never felt bad about your replt to my comment. It is my view, your view and everyone's views have to be respected.
And remember, Always do what is right irrespective of whosoever it is. Enjoy Life by doing what is right..........always

Regards,
Rohan Arora

24 October 2009 at 13:54
Wilshire said...

No Veeru! You got it wrong!
I really liked your blog! It was good! But at some point you went into details. That was okay but you slightly went into more finer details. But that's not that big a problem.
And no, I did not dislike your blog. I really liked it. Keep up the good work. Keep it interesting for others to read too. (But I don't know what others will think of you after they read it!) I'd really not feel comfortable putting up such intimate details of myself here. But you sure do have the guts!

24 October 2009 at 14:09
Abhilash Ruhela said...

Rohan, Im really sorry for the blog wich I wrote..Actually I thought ki people will enjoy this stuff but I only received negative comments about this..Actually if ull go and watch out the blog which i have written all over in this month..its not a commentary of my day to day life..its the same wich u r expecting...wat i have learnt or wat is my view on each and every subject...Sorry for this blog that I dissapointed u....so I hve pasted thw Wilshire's comment on the other blog of todays so that all can enjoy that if this they felt cheap....Sorry..

Your bro, Abhilash

24 October 2009 at 17:39
Abhilash Ruhela said...

WIlshire bhaai, as u and me love the show Bigg Boss bcoz it is a reality...in the same way I was fan of the show Sach Ka Saamna..there I saw many common people sharing their bedroom ddetails in the world...India opposed the show bcoz they felt it awkward..but I started respecting all dat contestants who had so much guts to declare their top secrets infrnt of d world and showed that if u r true to yourself...u arent afraid of anybody else in the world...and wat I feel Im true to myself...so i wrote this thing here...dat is my truth...and I shared here publicly....

And yes I went up into much details....Even I felt the same....and Wilshire...one thing...if sumbody is my frnd ...He will take even my worst thing as a good one and will give sum diffrenet view to it...if a boy will see his sister being very friendly with boys..he cant define his sister with d same word he defines other girl...he will think to himself dat Aajkal toh yahi zamaana hai hota rehta hai....So I have dat confidence that people who r my frnd and really loves me..will not leave me after they will know about my love affairs and this type of things..they will be present always for me....wenever Ill go to do sumthing new..So i didnt cared dis while writing this dat wat sum1 will feel after reading this..this is my truth...

THanx Wilshire....

24 October 2009 at 17:53

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